Wednesday, 12 August 2026

Knock knock.

 "Hi, I'm collecting for the children's hospital".



I remain silent.

"Do you speak English" he says in an American accent after I don't respond to more questions.

He's wearing a vest with the words Children's hospital printed across the front and a identity stuck to it I can not read.

"How do I know your identity badge is valid?" I asked dubiously.

"You can check my website... no I didn't mean that...".

I slam the door. He didn't know I have security cameras all around the place.


2 comments:

  1. Little did that fool know that you speak your own version of English.
    You should have given him the link to your blog. That’d have fixed him.

    TC

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Have you locked the front door?

Knock knock.

 "Hi, I'm collecting for the children's hospital". I remain silent. "Do you speak English" he says in an America...