Its f****** Saturday

 I'm up very early. I went to bed early. Before sunset. Somebody I work for, who lives in Australia, decided I need to know at midnight on the weekend that there is a new health and safety course I should complete! "Ding". Maybe they were working late. Maybe they were in Perth where it was only 8pm. It's like how if there is a serious issue managers always organize a meeting for last thing on Friday. "Hey lets spoil the silly f*****s weekend... he, he he!".*

An article on Facebook said that until electric lighting it was normal for whole families to go to bed at sundown then get up in the wee hours and talk and read (maybe not read as that would be hard by candle light) before going back to bed until sun-up! Effectively for millenia sleep was divided into two segments! I quite often do that and am none the worse. (TC would agree?).

I wonder what the readings are at Mass today. I suppose annon will call me a judgemental pious f*** for mentioning them! (Sorry, watching too much Jimmy Carr on You Tube). Actually the first one from Maccabees 6 1-13 is proof of the validity of the Bible. Ever heard of Alexander the Great? Well here he gets a mention. Just made up stuff? Really? 

Alexander III of Macedon

Jesus tells us in the Gospel that those who are judged worthy of a place in the other world will be like angels.  Luke 20: 27-40. Sorry Jimmy there is an after life, we don't just live on in our childrens DNA. RBB might say "Possessive apostrophe Rob, and didn't he promise us new bodies so how can we be like f***ing angels?". (Whoops sorry again, RBB wouldn't use that word). You'll find quite often that Jesus doesn't (thankfully) cover every possibility when he talks. I know people who do and its f***ing tedious to listen too. (Sorry again). I suspect we are like angels (Spiritual entities) until after judgement day when we get fitted out with our brand new kit. Of course some will get it then whizz back to hell because they can't stand to be with all those pious f***s in heaven. *** So it goes.

It's heading on to two am. Think I'll go back to bed for my second sleep.

It's now 3:15 and I'm still awake. Maybe the two sleep thing wasn't a cosy painting of a family snuggled up in front of a roaring fire with the moon glowing through the window of a frosty night.  Maybe they all just  bonked each other and went back to a satisfied slumber. They probably didn't drink a gallon of coffee either.

Well I'm getting up to make breakfast and clean the protestant halls before the dancing tutor arrives.**

Have fun boys and don't swear.

* Sorry RBB I should have used a possessive apostrophe f*****'s

**I did get back to sleep until the f****** alarm went off. Fixed that now.

*** St Bridget of Sweden is said to have been shown Judas in hell. Evidently Jesus offered him forgiveness and mercy but he refused it preferring despair. F***!